Up The River

On Good Friday the Mysterious Chinese Woman and I decided to take a hike up the Rio Cuale with the Mysterious Chinese Woman. We have walked up this way before, but never as far as we did today. We walked well beyond the end of the line for the bus that goes up there, and that is a fair hike indeed.

Our first stop was a restaurant that we have been to before. Quite an interesting little place right along the river. This place would have been the end of the line for most hikers, but for us it was just the beginning.

Cuale Paraiso


We were a bit too early for lunch so we simply settled for a couple of beers.

A Beer At The Bar


They had a number of stuffed animals, birds, and animal skins from what were indigenous species before they were all stuffed and skinned.

Keep An Eye Out For Predators


Nice Little Birdie


They have a number of tables inside but also a few outside right next to the river. The last time we were here it was in the evening and I would highly recommend you apply bug repellent before you go. We got pretty bitten up by little sand fleas, or whatever they are.

On The Patio


I didn't get any bites on this day but the Mysterious Chinese Woman, delicate flower that she is, managed to get a few.

Of course if you are walking along a river you need to, on occasion, get to the other side. There were a number of alternatives, but this one was, by far, the most interesting.

Ah, I Don't Think So


The idea was to climb up a small ladder and then two of you could sit facing each other and crank yourselves over to the other side.

To The Far Side


I am not sure if this thing was even operable, but we weren't about to find out.

As we hiked further up the river we saw fewer buses but the locals seem to have other means of transportation at their disposal.

Saves On Car Insurance




There were a few little stores along the way, but they weren't exactly your local deli.

They Did Have Beer, Though


Across from this store was what looked to be an old ranch. It didn't seem to be occupied though, but the gate was impressive.

Anybody Home?


From this angle you can get an idea of the road we were hiking.

A Bit On The Desolate Side


And then suddenly we felt like we were in a Mad Max movie.

A Little Chicken For Dessert, Perhaps?


A bit further along we saw yet another well crafted bridge across the river.

Wading Might Be Easier


Given that this is the dry season I suspect this was just a temporary bridge, at best.

The Mysterious Chinese Woman, always searching for some botanical discovery that could either be made into a soup or a medicine, spotted these interesting flowers blooming or about to seed.

Must Be Good For Something


Of course she had to collect a specimen for latter analysis.

Oh, So Pretty


We soon moved out of the Mad Max setting into more of a Clint Eastwood scene.

The Good, The Bad, And The Horses


The Bad And The Horses, What Happened To The Good?


We come across the Mexican equivalent of a lemonade stand. Little kids were selling fruit and juices along side of the road. I particularly liked the stairway up to their house made of old tires. Not much goes to waste.

Papaya On A Stick


By the time we got here we hadn't seen a bus for quite awhile and I wasn't sure just what we were about to encounter.

The Gateway To...?


Actually, we didn't really run across much of anything other than a lot of Mexicans who were taking advantage of the Easter weekend to camp out along the river.

Camping Out


Everyone looked like they were having a great time, cooking and eating and drinking while the kids frolicked in the river.

The Kids At Play


After hiking for about another half an hour or so we realized that we weren't about to stumble across a town or anything so we decided we better head back to where we last saw a bus so we could catch one and head back to town.

The Bus Stop


Luckily this bus stop was right outside a little store that also sold cerveza, and believe me, I could use one.

Uno Cerveza Fria


And along came our bus.

Home, James


It was a long hike, even with the bus ride back. The Mysterious Chinese Woman had had enough.

Zonked Out


I pretty much did in my Minnetonka Moccasins on this little trip, although to be fair they weren't in that good of condition when I started.

The End Of The Line


I Wonder If There Is A Money Back Guarantee


It was a pretty exhausting day but there was a neat looking little restaurant next to the bus stop that I would like to go back to visit. It was closed because it was Good Friday, but one day soon I will take a bus back to check it out.

Chivas Forever

I went to El Torito, a sports bar, to watch the hated Knicks play the dreadful, but improving, Timberwolves. We won't go into all of the reasons why I, a former Knicks fan, now hate them. Suffice it to say that I am not alone.

I was thinking of wearing my dashing Chivas shirt but never got around to changing into it. That was probably a good thing because Chivas was playing Pachuca, an arch-rival I take it, and there was a large crowd of locals watching the game on a couple of televisions and loudly cheering Chivas on. I am sure if I was wearing my shirt I would have had to have joined them. I probably would have had to drink a lot of tequila as well. I am certain I wouldn't have been allowed to sit and watch a basketball game.

As you can see, Chivas was victorious, winning 2 to 1.

I Read It In The News Today, Oh Boy!!!


Oh, and the Knicks lost to the Timberwolves 93 to 114. The Knicks have now lost 11 of their last 12, eight of those by double digits and four of them by over 20 points. I would post pictures, but I have to think of the children.

Back To Boca

After our visit to the zoo we hopped on the bus and headed down the road a bit to Boca de Tomtalan. I really like to head out here for an afternoon on the beach and a bit of a hike if you are so inclined.

Mysterious Chinese Woman, Sandy, and Rico Having A Cold One


Sharon And Paul Letting A Sleeping Dog Lie


After a couple of beers we decided to take a bit of a hike along the river. At one point we like to cross the river and head back along the other side. There is a little bridge that most of us use, but Sharon finds forging the stream a bit more to her liking.

To Each Their Own


Her husband, Paul, shouted words of encouragment which, I am sure, Sharon greatly appreciated.

You Can Do It!!!


At about the halfway mark things looked like they were going well.

How High's The Water, Mama?


However, there came a point where the water was a bit deeper than Sharon thought it would be.

It's Up To My, Uh, Well, My...


However, the river was successfully forded and everyone emerged safely. I am sure the locals will remember this day for a long time.

The River Goddess Emerges


After a quick trip into the little town to buy dry pants Sharon returned for our afternoon snack by the sea.

Looking Quite Proud Of Herself


We had another nice day and although some people preferred taking a water taxi back to town, we settled for the bus.

Taking The Taxi


Although Boca de Tomtalan is still far enough out of the way to not have too many tourists, the cruise ships do run out people for a quick bite to eat and a view of the "real Mexico." Luckily they confine themselves to one restaurant so we don't really have much reason to interact with them. It is kind of interesting to see them being run in and out of here though. I wonder how much they get charged for the trip. If they knew how to use the buses it would cost them about a two dollars total for a round trip and they could really experience Mexico.

Lions And Tigers And Bear, Oh My!!

While, I don't think there were any lions, but I think there were tigers and at least one bear.

After we finished our breakfast at Mismaloya we walked across highway and then down a cobblestone road to go to the zoo. I had never been down this road before and there were a few stores, a couple of restaurants, and a pretty nice looking hotel. I liked this fountain and couldn't help wondering what the sculpture had in mind for the fate of the bird.

Freedom Or Food


The fountain reminded me of a visit to the zoo in Hong Kong. A duck had gotten out of its enclosure and landed in a pond with a bunch of turtles. It was a lengthy struggle but eventually the turtles won.

We had just eaten, but the smell of this chicken cooking on the grill kind of made us wish that we were still hungry.

Looked Good, Smelled Better


On the way to the zoo we passed this Tequila "factory" and decided to stop in for a tour.

Tequila "Factory"


These really aren't factories or distilleries at all. They are just showrooms and sales outlets and they cater primarily to tourists. In fact, almost without exception, most of the customers come by tour bus. As a result the prices are inflated and the information they give you about Tequila not always the most accurate.

Blue Agave


The first inaccuracy of the tour was when we were told that Mescal and Tequila both come from the same plant but that a second distillation of Mescal produces Tequila. Wrong. The process for making Mescal is quite different than the process for making Tequila. Also, most Mescal is made in Oaxaca, Mexic whereas most Tequila is made in the state of Jalisco. Or at least it used to be. A lot of Teaqila is now made elsewhere to meet world demand.

Getting The Facts, Kind Of


Another erroneous fact was the length that Tequila can be aged. Although historically Tequila was not aged longer than five years, there are now some Tequilas that are being aged longer. We were told that seven years was the longest that Tequila was ever aged, but Asombroso tequilas, made in Tala, Mexico are aged seven to 10 years from 100 percent blue agave plants.

One fact that was true is that not all Tequila is made from 100% Blue Agave. Some Tequilas, called mixto, are made from as little as 51% blue agave and is decidedly inferior. Most of this is exported. Next time you buy a bottle of Jose Cuervo you might want to check the label.

We were not above availing ourselves of the free samples, albeit very small free samples.

Sampling The Wares


Needless to say we didn't buy anything and headed off to the zoo, which was a bit of a hike.

Rico And Sandy At The Zoo


This zoo was certainly not state of the art. The Como Park Zoo that I visited when I was a wee Bar Boy was several steps up from this one. On the other hand, for a small price you could buy a bag of carrots and seeds and who knows what else to feed the animals. Not too many zoos in the United States where you can feed the animals anymore.

Feeding The Animals








I liked this sign:

He Like To Bite


He looked like he like to bite too.

The Biter


Okay, without further commentary I will simply post pictures of some of the animals we saw.



































Well, there you have it. I wouldn't travel to Mexico just to see this zoo, but if you are at Mismaloya you might as well stop in. It is actually quite large and fun, in a retro kind of way.

Striped Goats

In my previous post about Bimbo I provided a bit of erroneous information. The Mexican football team that wears these shirts is Chivas de Guadalajara. This is a very venerable team that was founded in 1906. The team plays their home games in Jalisco Stadium which is located in Guadalajara. The team colors are red and white stripes, as you may have gathered. The team nickname is Chivas Rayadas or Striped Goats.

When I wear my Chivas shirt around Puerto Vallarta I get a few snickers from the tourists but a number of thumbs up and pats on the back from the locals, many of whom also wear these shirts.

Striped Goats Supporters


As an added bit of information, Chivas de Guadalajara is the only soccer team in Mexico's history that has only fielded Mexican-born players. Maybe that partially explains their popularity. Supposedly it is not only the most popular team in Mexico but the second most popular team in the world. Its popularity lead to the forming of a Major League Soccer expansion club in the United States, Chivas USA.

Now don't you want one of these shirts?