I know I'm not, but you have to check this out, courtesy of my friend Kenneth at Thirsty Swagman:
From the kickass nightlife of Singapore, to the Thai New Year in Phuket - get ready to annihilate the finest pubs of South East Asia!
Your mission starts in Singapore, where some of the most unique and diverse Asian nightlife promises the perfect preparation for the world's toughest pub crawl experience - Phuket, Thailand.
And you'll be celebrating in style for the Thai New Year (Songkran) on the 13th April!
The hardest-rocking pub on planet earth, Rock City on Phuket's Patong Beach, will feature centre stage on this incredible tour, with VIP entry and exclusive cover bands pumping out AC/DC, Metallica and more, all night long.This tour has no places for wimps!
Details at: http://www.worldsbiggestpubcrawl.com/D24-asia-annihilator-april-2010.html
Now that sounds like a fun trip in a decidedly bizarre and, perhaps, perverted way as well. One of these years, one of these years.