Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Bar Number 515, Er, No, That’s Not Right

I headed back to where I was yesterday to take the pictures that I missed because I forgot to put the video card in my camera. While there I dropped into I spot that I had seen (could hardly miss it) for a quick one.

775) Bar 515



Right next door to Joshua Tree is the similar in dimensions Bar 515. It has an old wooden bar with a dark square metal bar rail and dark wood bar chairs. There are two silver beer stations on the bar with ten spigots each and a bucket of Samuel Adams Boston Lager on ice between. Most of the walls, including the one behind the bar, are distressed brick. There is a metal “Bar 515” sign illuminated in red behind the bar along with tiered shelves of liquor. Two blackboards, one on each sign, announce the daily specials. Today was Frozen Margarita day so for $4.00 each you could get one in a wide variety of flavors. There is a nice flat screen television mounted above each end of the bar and at least four others that I could see from my perch at the bar. Another blackboard advertised that they show all NFL games.

I chatted with the bartender, Eva, for a bit. She had just started there and didn’t know too much about bars in the area so I provided her with the benefit of my expertise. She was quite friendly so she should do very well.

Eva, The Friendly Bartender


Against the far back wall is a waterfall cascading down a brick wall. A good sized oval bar is in the back room and booths line the walls. There is a fairly elaborate lighting and sound system installed and I was told that was for when the DJs showed up. I imagine it gets quite lively then.

Opposite the bar is a row of tables and chairs against a multi-colored wall with fragments of the word “Bar” and “515” making up a montage of sorts. The floor is wood planking and the ceiling is patterned tile. A couple of tables under umbrellas sit on the sidewalk in front of the open floor to ceiling windows next to the door.

Measurements were being taken of the shelves behind the bar so I am wondering if they are planning on installing large screen projection televisions to compete with next door. I will have to check back later in the football season to see if my hunch is correct.

I had a bottle of Samuel Adams Boston Lager, right out of the bucket and only $3.00.

Well, that was just one for the day but it brings my total to 775 for the year leaving but 225 to go. My next bar will either be in JFK before I fly out to Minnesota or after I arrive in International Falls. At any rate, I won't be posting until I get to Minnesota but will certainly put up an entry after my Bar Number 777 party at F.R. Woody's Pub so be sure to look for that one.

Until I post again, have a cold one.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

A Place Revisited, Kind Of

I took the subway up to 33rd because I wanted to visit a bar that I had heard about but had somehow missed, Joshua Tree. As I headed over there I saw, to my surprise, a new Caliente Cab Co. It was located where the Back Porch had been. This is now the second time on my trek that the same location has changed hands and I have been able to count it twice. As you may gather, if you recall my write-up on the Back Porch, I was not too disappointed to see it go:

“What I was not impressed by was paying $10.00 for their house margarita straight-up. Not worth it at all. Can't even imagine what they charge for their 42 ounce frozen margaritas. Anyway, not a place that I would ever return. Couldn't even taste the tequila.”

I feel somehow justified in my review and, obviously, I never will return.

773) Caliente Cab Co.



This is the newer “midtown” (corner of 33rd Street and 3rd Avenue) location of the Village establishment. Smaller, louder, and a bit classier looking. It has only been around for a month (see above). The bar has a shiny red top and a black, kind of bamboo-like front. The square bar stools have black cloth seats and there is a square dark metal bar rail. The bar back is quite colorful with interlocking I-shaped shelves that have alternating orange and yellow plastic backing that is lit from behind. The shelf below them matches the bar top and six wavy glass cylinders holding brightly colored liquids sit on top. The cylinders have spigots on the bottom but the bartender said they were for decorative purposes only. If this was a Russian bar there would be some kind of vodka in them, I am sure of that. A small overhang above half of the area behind the bar has a narrow bamboo look to it. Small candles sit on the bar.

The two walls that don’t have large windows have small blue and turquoise tiles arranged in a nice pattern. The other two walls have large windows that look out on a nice seating area behind low brick planters. One of the nicer sidewalk seating areas. There are nice orange benches with orange striped backs along the 3rd Avenue side and in front of them are small low black tables and woven, basket-like stools with dark purple seats. This area is up a few steps and somewhat separated from the bar by black ironwork. Above this area are bare clear bulbs hanging from the ceiling above what looks like limbless tree branches also suspended from the ceiling.

Immediately opposite the bar are three booths with bright red tables and benches with deep blue seats and backs with the same orange striped pattern as the ones by the window. The tree branch motif is carried through by what looks like a little fence-like “thing” that separates the booths from the tables on the other side. The tables over there have dark blue tops. Against the 33rd Street windows and up a few step is another row of tables and above them are square tin lights with punched out designs. The internal walls and columns are a soft yellow and the ceiling is a combination of yellow plaster, dark wood, and narrow bamboo that is the same as the overhang above the bar. A nicely designed place worth a look.

I had a Negro Modelo with a slice of lime stuffed into it.

774) Joshua Tree



Just across the street and up a block at 513 3rd Avenue is this fairly large place. It is somewhat narrow, as are most bars in New York City, but fairly deep. In fact there is a second bar in the back room that looks like an only somewhat smaller version of the one up front. The one in front is dark wood with beat-up wooden chairs and a brass rail. A large silver beer station with 24 spigots sits on top. Two large projection television screens separated by a large mirror with a large etched Joshua Tree long in gold is behind the bar. Tiered shelve below hold a large assortment of liquor. Over the bar hang swollen glass tube lights in assorted pastel colors; blue, green, yellow, and red. The ceiling they hang from is a silver, ornately patterned tin or faux-tin tile.

I chatted with the bartender, Melissa, a bit and told her that I forgot to put the card in my cameral so I would come back tomorrow to take here picture. She assured me that she would be there, and she was. She even bought me a beer and gave me a Beck's promotional tee-shirt. My kind of bartender.

Melissa The Gracious And Generous Bartender


The wall on the side of the bar is brick with the rest of the walls being a deep red. Immediately opposite the end of the bar where I sat (closest to the window) was a large mural of a desert landscape featuring a vibrant red and orange sky with dark Joshua trees in the foreground.



Along the wall and against the large window next to the door are round and square tables with wooden stools. A couple of the tables spill out onto the sidewalk.

There are a few more decent sized flat-screened televisions mounted on the walls up front and a very large rear projection television screen in the back along with more tables and chairs. This looks like it would be an excellent place to take in a game because you could easily see it from anywhere.

I had a Magic Hat #9 and headed on home.

Two for the day bringing my total for the year to 774 for the year and leaving 226 to go.

Friday, September 02, 2005

Jimmy Duff's

As some of you may recall, I celebrated bar number 750 at Duff's. You might find this link interesting. Duff's is, as you will see, quite a place.

Don't Be Afraid; Click The Head

  • A Scary Walk Down Court Street

    Decided to spend another day close to home and let me tell you, a walk up Court Street can be downright scary. Imagine, if you are a little kid, coming across this, almost as big as you, pig.



    Spooky if you ask me. But being a brave Bar Man I passed on by and made my appointed rounds.

    771) P.J. Hanley’s



    Located at 449 Court St. on the corner of Luquer Street is one of the older, if not the oldest, bar in Brooklyn. It was established in 1871 and some of the interior fixtures do indeed look as though they date back to that era. Interestingly enough, when I arrived there was a conversation going on amongst of few of the neighborhod old-timers about what a cesspool the Gowanas Canal is. They all seemed to think it was worse in the old days though when people used to dump horse carcasses and, on occasion, human ones as well in there and the rats were downright dangerous I wonder if these guys know Louie from Sam’s. Probably.

    There is a nice old wooden bar in here with an ivory colored marble arm rest and matching marble columns in front along with ornately carved wood. There is also the much beloved brass rail. A beer station with eight spigots serves up a somewhat ho hum selection of beers. There is a very ornately carved wooden bar back with more marble columns, two at each end with an oval mirror between them. There is a large rectangular mirror in the center. Tiered shelves with bottles and glasses are behind the bar. There is a large statue of an elegantly dressed woman golfer taking a swing and a smaller statue of the Virgin Mary at one end of the bar.



    American flags, Yankee and Mets pennants are tucked around the edges of the mirrors behind the bar. A couple of unlit lamps with orange Rhinegold shades flank the mirror. The lights over the bar back have small stained glass shades. The ones over the bar are dome shaped white glass in metal fixtures that look like they are being supported by metal webs. A partition topped with ornately designed frosted glass separates the bar from tables along the wall opposite the bar. Very interesting light fixtures hang over those tables, mottled dome shaped glass shades each flanked by five smaller upturned lamps with dark cone-shaped shades.

    The ceiling is copper-colored tin with hammered designs. The floor is patterned mosaic tile. Ceiling fans push the cool air around and it is quite pleasant in here, especially because I get to listen to the old-timers talking and can watch women’s pool on one of the three televisions. There is a large and very nice outside area with tables and chairs on the Luquer Street side.

    I had a Brooklyn Lager.

    772) Mama Maria’s



    Closer to home at 307 Court Street is this surprisingly nice narrow Italian restaurant and bar. Just a small L shaped bar up front with a well polished dark wood top and sides. The six bar chairs are dark wood as well and have nice floral patterned cloth seats in shades of tan. The kind of fabric you might find on an old sofa. A bright round beer station with four spigots sits on the bar. The bar back was also L shaped so it defined a small space for a bartender. The long side was dark wood with mirrors with glass shelves for bottles. They sat above a wooden topped set of shelves that held more bottles and glasses. The short side had a mirror with glass shelves in front of it above a cooler. The glass shelves held more glasses including a row of assorted martini glasses all of which had crooked stems sitting on the uppermost shelf.

    The floor was nicely tiled in shades of pink and the tables had pink marble-like tops. Floor to ceiling windows opened onto Court Street, and open they were. It was a hot day and the overhead fans didn’t do a whole lot to cool the place down. A couple of tables spilled out a bit onto the sidewalk and sat under red umbrellas. The floor opposite the bar and all the way back is brick and a couple of gold framed mirrors, pictures of flowers, and a number of decorative plates hang on it. There is a nice dining area in the back with a fireplace against the back wall and a large mirror hangs above its mantle.



    There were somewhat out of place looking frozen drink and juice machines opposite the bar.



    I discovered that this restaurant is attached to the pizza place next door and they advertised the drinks.



    I wandered over there and it just looked like they didn’t have any room for the machines so that is why they were parked next door. I had a slice of pizza while I was there and if you like thin crispy crusts this is the place to go. If you don't want a soft drink from next door you can get a beer in here instead.

    Before going next door though I sat and had a Tanqueray and tonic while watching what looked to be a cross between Judge Judy and Jerry Springer in Spanish on the television.

    A bit of a lazy day with two bars hit moving me up to 772 for the year and leaving 228 to go.

    I will be taking a few days off over labor day. Going to my sister-in-law's house in New Jersey and doing the smoking and grilling for the family's Labor Day party. I got a 12 pound beef brisket that I smeared with mustard and then applied my homemade rub. I will let that be absorbed for about 12 hours and then smoke the whole thing for about 16 hours. It should be yummy. Of course that gives me 16 hours to drink beer while I keep an eye on my work in progress.

    Thursday, September 01, 2005

    Closer To Home

    I went out to order a brisket to smoke for a family barbecue and walked by a place close by that I hadn’t visited yet but always wanted to pop into, Sam’s. I also saw a new place, Blue Star, that didn’t open until later so I figured I would visit Sam's and then head out again in the early evening. That also gave me a chance to stop into another place that doesn’t open until later, Brooklyn Social.

    768) Sam’s





    Not far from Staubitz Market, one of my favorite butchers, is Sam’s at 238 Court Street. This place has been around since 1930 so it is a real neighborhood place. When I got there it was just opening up so I had plenty of time to talk to Louie whose father owns the place and still works there at times. Louie was quite a character and grew up not far from here. We had a most interesting discussion about what would happen if a big hurricane ever hit New York. He is an avid boater and knew a lot about past Nor’easters and the topography of New York. He had some very interesting opinions, particularly about what would happen when the Gowanus Canal backed up, among other things. The Gowanus Canal is in the heart of downtown Brooklyn and is, to put it mildly, a cesspool. In fact, it is at least six blocks from Court Street and because yesterday was hot and humid and the wind was blowing the right (or wrong) way, you could smell it from there.

    But, I digress. The bar has no stools or chairs but enough room to stand and have a drink. No foot rest either. There is an illuminated half-circle overhang above it. Behind the bar are just some shelves holding the liquor in front of an old mirror. There are two statues of young boys sitting on swings hanging from the ceiling and they each hold a small lantern that provides a bit of light. Sitting on one end of a bar was an arrangements of plants that had what looked like memoriam cards and an American flag inserted among them. To the right of the bar, closer to the door, are two very old wooden telephone booths with glass paneled doors that are now being used for storage.

    The wall opposite the bar is lined with booths with bright red seats and backs. The tables have blue tablecloths with a white linen napkin positioned as a diamond in the center. They are covered with clear plastic though so your arms stick and if you spilt your drink it would just run off into your lap. Small white statues and green containers of pink flowers sit on a ledge next to the booths. A replica of Michelangelo’s David probably served as an inducement to order their sausage and meatball special. On the wood paneled walls above the ledge are pictures of Italian gardens, street scenes, and seascapes. A small overhang above them has clear plastic panels with small fluorescent lights behind them. There are also tables in the center of the floor similarly decked out with the plastic covered tablecloths and another room in the back. The floor is light and dark tile and the ceiling is the kind of tile you often see in basement recreation rooms.

    As I said, this is an old neighborhood place and you can see by the way Louie interacts with the customers that he must know them all, or will before their visit is over. A real classic Brooklyn Italian restaurant and well worth the visit if you want something a bit more authentic than the newer places over on Smith Street.

    I had a Brooklyn I.P.A., straight from the bottle. Louie was drinking a Manhattan Special Espresso Coffee Soda.

    769) Blue Star



    Up the street at 254 Court Street and right next to American Beer Distributing Company, one of Bar Man’s favorite places to shop for beer and where I picked up some Aecht Ochlenferla Rauchbier (Original Schlenkerla Smokebeer) for the weekend, is this seafood restaurant and bar. It is fairly new and has, well, a somewhat eclectic décor. You can tell it is a seafood place by the mounted plastic fish mounted on the overhang above the wall opposite the bar and the old harpoon hanging on the wall. On the wall up front is another mounted fish and a wood silhouette of the hull of a boat complete with portholes. On the other hand, there is a large space themed painting with what looks like planets and shooting stars on a white speckled black background behind the bar. At one end of the bar is a display of crab legs and oysters below a fishmonger type scale hanging from the ceiling while on the other end of the bar is an old wooden spinning wheel. Below the over hang opposite the bar are large round planet-looking wall hangings with more shooting stars. And some of the mounted fish wear straw hats for some reason.

    The bar hass a light grey shiny plastic top with a light and dark turquoise mosaic front. The foot rest is light sea-foam green blocks. The seats are chromed diner style stools with turquoise seats. There is a line of turquoise benches opposite the bar with tables and chromed chairs with matching turquoise seats in front of them. The walls are bright turquoise above blue and white mosaic that matches the front of the bar. Up front is another turquoise bench with the same table and chair setup and five small tables with a couple of chairs each.

    The setup behind the bar is fairly simple, just shelves and tiered shelves of liquor and there are old fashioned looking inverted helmet shaped white glass lights hanging from the ceiling. Kind of a funky looking place but neat in its own way. They have live music a couple of nights a week and $1 beers to go with your oysters. A small outside seating area as well.

    I had an East India Pale Ale.

    770 Brooklyn Social



    Over at 335 Smith Street is this former prohibition era speakeasy and subsequent Italian social club that doesn’t look like it has changed much over the years. Narrow and dark and easy to walk by. Dark wood paneling lines the bottom half of the walls with yellowish cream colored plaster above. A few benches with black seats are tucked into three corners and black round tables with a single wooden chair each sit in front of two of them. Old photos of what looks like former club members adorn the walls and there are a few trophies circa 1970’s in some small shelves.

    The bar is a nice dark wood and has a dark wood footrest. There are chromed bar stools with black seats. Old fashiioned fat disk shaped white glass lights hang above the bar. They make some classic, and maybe not so classic, cocktails here and use fresh ingredients. In fact a glass filled with fresh rosemary sat in front of me and its smell permeated my immediate area. Kind of weird, the place looked like I should be smelling of stale cigarette smoke. They use the rosemary in a drink called an Almalfi (don’t ask).

    The ceiling is red hammered tin and the floor is plain tan linoleum. There is a pool table in a small back room whose walls are covered with black and white photos of boxers. There is a small outdoor area with benches beyond that.

    The bar back sports a large distressed mirror with an old looking wooden frame with chipped paint. Below that are tiered shelves for the liquor that sit atop an old set of wooden shelves holding glasses. On each side of the mirror are two small semi-circular wooden shelves mounted on the wall holding a couple of bottles and above the mirror is a large old clock. There is also an old faded pea-soup green refrigerator back there.

    I had a Brooklyn made with straight rye whiskey, orange brandy, and a dash of bitters. It was a bit sweeter than I expected it to be, but not bad at all.

    A nice little neighborhood jaunt with three places visited bringing my total for the year to 770 and leaving 230 to go. There does seem to be a light at the end of this tunnel.