Friday, May 30, 2008

Ballistic At Balthazar

Well, that is a bit of a stretch. Nobody went ballistic, exactly. However I did get sharply reprimanded for having the audacity to take a picture of the interior of Balthazar's. More on that later.

The Mysterious Chinese Woman and I met up with a couple of her equally Mysterious Sisters for dinner at Balthazar in the ever so fashionable SoHo neighborhood of Manhattan. SoHo is another of those cute names they give to little sections of the City and is short for South of Houston. Houston (pronounced How Stun in New York, just to confuse the tourists) is a major street running east and west across Manhattan.

Balthazar


This is quite a well known French Bistro type restaurant located on busy Spring Street. It is a fairly large restaurant with a separate bar area and an adjacent bakery which may be even more popular than the restaurant.

The Big Picture


New York is a very interesting city for many reasons. One is the wide variety of neighborhoods and even streets within a neighborhood. Although Spring Street was crowded with cars and pedestrians, right around the corner was this almost deserted, partially covered-over, cobblestone street.

Almost Pastoral



I managed to get to Balthazar about fifteen minutes early so I had time to pop into the bar for a couple of beers.

Wetting The Old Whistle



It was fairly early so the bar hadn't packed up, quite. It was crowded enough so that there were only a few barstools open. There were three bartenders on duty so I had time to chat with mine a bit. He was very friendly and we talked about beers. I didn't get a chance to get his name or a picture though, my fault really.

The bar is quite stylish in an old French Bistro simulated kind of way. Nice though. For some reason they had those black-knobbed beer taps though so you don't really know what they have unless you ask. I think they had about six draft beers. I opted for a Corsendonk and a Belgian White. I don't know what kind of a Belgian White though, and neither did the bartender. It was good though, as was the Corsendonk.

They also had peanuts and olives and thin cracker-like bread on the bar to nibble on. That is always a nice touch. It was a pleasant enough place and would probably be fun to stop into some afternoon for a stretch. I bet is is too crowded for the likes of me in the evening though. It was pretty packed up by the time we finished dinner, and that was early by New York standards.

The dining room was as nicely appointed as the bar and it, again, had the ambiance of an upscale bistro in Paris. Except one end of the dining room was occupied by a large raw bar. That is something I don't recall ever seeing anywhere but here.

Our waiter was very attentive and quickly took our drink order, an Alsatian wine, and it arrived promptly. He kept a watchful, but unobtrusive, eye on our table and was quick to take our order when it looked like we were ready.

We started with smoked octopus as an appetizer and it was excellent. Nice and crispy on the outside with a real grilled flavor to it. Real tender on the inside. This is not the easiest thing to accomplish so the dinner got off to a nice start.

One of the Mysterious Sisters ordered the duck confit that was served with crispy fried potatoes, wild mushrooms, and a salad of some kind. I didn't taste it but it got good reviews from everyone who did. It certainly looked delicious, browned and crispy.

The other Mysterious Sister ordered grilled chicken paillard and she also commented on how good it was. The Mysterious Chinese Woman ordered pasta (in a French restaurant, go figure) with pancetta and green peas. Not exactly my cup of tea, but what do I know. She also said hers was quite good.

I ordered the Steak Frites and my opinion is a bit mixed. The frites were quite good, thin and crispy just the way I like them. I ordered the steak medium-rare and that was how it came, so no complaints there. However, it wasn't the most tender cut of meat I had ever had and, for the price of $30, it should have been. Not bad, but I would recommend that if you do order it you get it at least medium.

We split two desserts between the four of us and they were delicious. We had an apple tart with ice cream that was dynamite. Nice crispy crust and an apple filling my mother would have been proud to call her own. The other dessert was Lemon Mille-Feuille. Not sure what that means, but it too was outstanding. Kind of a crispy lemon meringue with a lemon custard. My descriptions are not doing justice to these so you will just have to try them yourself.

During the course of our meal I saw an interesting greenish cocktail go by with a lime slice hanging on the rim of the glass. It looked like a margarita but I wasn't sure. I wanted one, but I didn't want it if it was some kind of a melon thing. The waiter tracked the drink down and informed me that it was, indeed, a margarita. So I had one. Lip smacking good it was too. Tasted like they used real lime juice and not a mix.

Now if this place wasn't so hard to get into I might go more often. The problem is that you have to make reservations almost a month in advance. Kind of eliminates just spontaneously popping in. And if I am going to plan on going to a restaurant a month in advance I probably wouldn't pick this one.

Oh, the picture thing. I had no problem taking pictures in the bar area but after we sat down at our table I snapped this one and the guy entering the frame from the right immediately came over and told me that no pictures were allowed. As you can see, I wasn't taking any pictures of other patrons and he wouldn't have been in it if he hadn't started to rush over to the table when he saw my camera.

No Pictures, Except This One


I half expected him to make me delete that one too.

To compensate I pulled this picture off of the web. It will have to do.

Purloined Picture



To sum the place up, decor was nice in a pseudo fancy French bistro kind of way, service was excellent, food was by-and-large very good, desserts were to die for. Oh, and the bread they served with the meal was fabulous. As I wandered off at least one of the Mysterious Sisters was standing in line in the bakery to buy some bread to take home. She said she wanted it to make sandwiches out of some leftover lamb from our Memorial Day outing.

Balthazar on Urbanspoon

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Something Fishy Here

Well, nobody correctly identified the tasty looking dish that was pictured in my previous blog. But, as promised, all shall now be revealed.

I shouldn't have been quite as surprised about this as I was. Earlier in the week Jim had sent me an email asking me if I knew what a buffalo fish was. I told him I thought it was like a carp, a bottom feeding "rough" fish. In the Midwest, where I am originally from, nobody eats carp though, and they are considered a nuisance because they can crowd out other more desirable species. Jim, of course, showed up with a fourteen pound buffalo fish.

Ah, Beautiful


Of course Jim then left it to me to deal with this monstrosity on my own. And I wasn't too sure what to do with it either. It hadn't been cleaned, of course, and was too big to fit into my smoker.

Trying My Best


A Lot Of Eggs





Yep, that delicious looking dish was a lot, a whole lot, of buffalo fish eggs. In fact there were more eggs in that fish than meat. I tried my best to fillet the fish, but I pretty much botched that up and ended up with mess of meat.

Not A Pretty Sight


Sadly, things got worse. The top of the smoker is supposed to fit loose, but I have a dent in mine. You have to line up the dents to get the top on right. For some reason I was impatient and kind of whomped it down. Then, when I went to open it, it was stuck so I had to jerk it pretty hard. When the top popped off the grill dislodged and all of the fish meat fell directly onto the coals.

A Fiasco


Jim was bound and determined to at least try some of the fish so he gamely tried to pick some of it out of the charcoal.

There Has Got To Be A Bite In There Somewhere



To his credit, he did manage to salvage a plateful. Not much to show for a fourteen pound fish though.

Slim Pickings


I did salvage the head though, which I plan on using to make fish stock.

Bar Man And Fish Head


You can see a beer poking into the above picture and yes, it was time for a beer.

It's Beer Time





Just to let you all know, earlier in the day I did successfully smoke a chicken and a boneless leg of lamb. The chicken I soaked overnight in root beer and some kosher salt. Then I glazed it with an orange/honey glaze. It was deemed to be a great success. For the lamb I used a dry rub that I made and everyone liked that as well.

The next day I decided to put the fish behind me and start afresh.

A New Day


I did two racks of ribs, one with the dry rub I made and the other with soy sauce and five spice powder.

Ribs Getting Ready To Go







I also did another chicken, this time brined overnight with pineapple and orange juice with kosher salt and a duck brined with apple juice and kosher salt. I used the same glaze that I used on the chicken the day before.

Just Perfect


And, of course, I had to cook the fish eggs.

Giving It The Old College Try



As you may recall, they did turn out pretty good. In fact just like they were supposed to. They had a smooth creamy texture with a bit of a crunch on the outside.

Beautiful To Behold



And yes, Jim and I did eat some. Not a lot, but some. Maybe one tablespoon full each.

Yummy, Not!


They basically tasted like fishy Cream of Wheat.

It was Jim's birthday though so we were able to clean our palate with his cake.

Cutting The Cake


I guess Jim was still upset about the whole fish thing and was taking it out on the cake. Well, better the cake than the cook.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Finally, The End Of A Long Day

Okay, just so everyone is clear, I am still writing about the Sunday before last, May 18th. Some of my long-time readers remember when I coordinated the date of my post with the date of the events. I haven't been doing this lately, although perhaps I should start again. Let me know what you think. At any rate, this blog ends Jim's visit to Brooklyn, an eventful day.

After leaving the Waterfront Ale House Jim, the perpetually hungry Jim, decided he wanted to stop into the The Atlantic ChipShop. He had heard from a friend that it was very good. In fact his friends said they served the best fish and chips he had ever had.

The Atlantic ChipShop


Given that the ChipShop is within easy staggering distance of Waterfront Ale House, this seemed like a reasonable idea. And they do have a bar with a decent selection of beers.

Fish & Chips & Beer (hold the fish & chips)



I wasn't that hungry so I didn't order anything but I did taste the fish and chips. It was very good indeed. I would have to do a side-by-side taste comparison with Joe Jack's in Puerto Vallarta to tell you which I liked best, but it would be close. The fish was lightly battered and beautifully golden brown. The batter was crisp and not at all oily. The fish was moist and delicately flavored. The chips (French fries to the uninformed) were quite good as well, although I am not a huge French fry fan. Just something to scoop up the ketchup with. I kind of like the ones at Bar Tabac though, just because of the homemade mayonnaise they serve with them.

We were well served by Adam who had his hands full with a bit of crowd for a fairly small place. Actually, he probably had his hands full just with the three of us.

Adam The Patient


Atlantic Chipshop on Urbanspoon

From here we felt compelled to mosey on down Atlantic Avenue a bit and stop into another one of my favorite places, Montero.

A Real Waterfront Bar


Not much I can say about this place that you haven't read about before on my blogs. Oh, except that Pilar wasn't at her usual seat. The bartender said she was there earlier though.

Montero is pretty much a beer and shot place with Rolling Rock priced cheap. No sense going against the flow, such as it was.

Beers And Shots At The Bar


I don't exactly understand what was going on here. I may have been trying to do the "Live long and prosper" thing and I presume Jim was just flashing the "bullshit" sign. But maybe he is a Texas Longhorn fan, who knows.

Just Hanging On


And finally, as the sky began to darken, we called it a day and headed home.

Heading Home


I spent Memorial Day week-end at my sister-in-law's for a barbecue and to celebrate Jim's birthday. Jim showed up with something unusual for me to work with. He has been working on the Iron Chef show recently so I think he had this whole "surprise ingredient" thing on his mind.

Secret Ingredient



If you think you know what this is, send me an email or post a comment. I will give you credit in my next post when all shall be revealed.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Popping In At Pete's

Well, I still call it Pete's Waterfront Ale House, but I think the Pete's part is slowly being eliminated from the name. Just as well, I guess, because I have no idea who the hell Pete might be.

After our visit to the Cask Ale Festival at Brazen Head we decided to head to the Waterfront Ale House. I had told Jim about the dynamite Hitachino Nest Espresso Stout and he wanted to try it. I certainly wasn't adverse to this ides. When we got there we were greeted by Mary, a friendly bartender (but aren't they all, even Gaid on a good day) who has been there a long time and seems to know everyone.

Friendly Mary


We decided that a Van Gogh Double Espresso Vodka would be a good chaser for the stout and Mary obliged by serving up most healthy portions and generously topped them off when they ran low. Whew, just what we needed.

The Gang Getting Our Coffee Fix


The staff here has been wearing some new shirts that aren't yet for sale to the general public. The Mysterious Chinese Woman, however, must be special because Sam, the manager went down to the basement and found one her size which he gave her.

Oh, And Just For Me!!!


And I have to admit that it did look quite nice on her.

Delighted With Her Gift


Thank you Sam, you are most generous.

Generous Sam


We probably should have ended the day here, but that would have made too much sense. Jim said he heard the food at the Atlantic ChipShop was supposed to be good so we toddled off down the street a bit and popped in there. I will post on that another day, I have to head out to a week-end of grilling and smoking at my sister-in-law's house out in New Jersey.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Bass Brolly

At long last, the Bass Brolly post.

Now what, you might ask, is a Bass Brolly? It is a nifty looking little device that will help you pour a perfect Black & Tan. A Black & Tan is a layered beverage that has a lighter ale or lager on the bottom and a heavier stout on the top. Wait, how can that be? Shouldn't that be the other way around? Well, no, and that is because, contrary to most people's belief, stout is actually lighter than ales and lagers, much like cream is actually lighter than milk. If you don't believe me just ask yourself How come cream floats on top of milk? And how come a Guinness Stout floats on top of a Bass Ale?

But, back to the Bass Brolly.

And Here It Is, The Bass Brolly


As you can see, it is a rather simple device that sits on top of your pint glass. It is just a very triangular depression with holes along the sides and extensions to allow you to hook it on top of your glass. Simple, yet elegant.

All Of The Essentials




To make the Black & Tan you need a pint glass, or two along with a bottle of your choice of a lager or ale and a bottle of your favorite stout and, of course, your Bass Brolly. As you can see, I chose the traditional ingredients, a Bass Ale and a Guinness Stout.

Step One


The first step is to pour about a half pint of the Bass Ale into your glass. It is suggested that you pour it aggressively to get a good sized head.

Step Two


The second step is to carefully pour the Guinness into the center of the Bass Brolly, taking care not to cause an overflow and to let the Guinness seep through the holes.

The Finished Product


As you can see, you get a very nicely layered Black & Tan, just like the professionals pour.

Bar Man And Jim Enjoying Our Pour


Now, is the Bass Brolly the best thing since sliced bread? Sadly, it is not. There are a few design flaws that are problematic. First, you have to pour your Guinness at an excruciatingly slow rate to avoid over-flowing the Bass Brolly and ruining your Black & Tan. This is exacerbated by the fact that the foam from the Guinness seems to clog the holes which, I think, should be larger. Now if you have ever tried to pour a beer really slow you will see that it is hard to do without dribbling beer down the neck of the bottle. And, indeed, this is what happens.

As an experiment I made a smaller (running low on ingredients) Black & Tan just using a tablespoon up against the side of the glass when I poured the Guinness. The results weren't that much different. Why my friend Jerry (he of The Opener fame) can't seem to do this is beyond me, but his are always a mess.

The Tablespoon Version


Jim tried to pour one free-hand, but his just turned out to be a mess too.

A Failed Attempt


The world is still waiting for the solution to pouring the perfect Black & Tan. In the meantime I recommend doing what I do, go to your favorite watering hole and leave the pouring to a professional.

My sister, Paula, informed me that she was the one responsible for my getting the Bass Brolly. That cleared up a bit of a mystery. I once got a spoon for making these from Guinness, but I had entered a slogan contest so they had my mailing information. I couldn't figure out how Bass got it though.

Oh, by the way, the slogan contest was for a chance to win a pub in Ireland. My slogan, obviously, didn't make the cut. And what was my slogan?

Drinking a Guinness: Like falling face down into a puddle of mud.

Not sure why they didn't like it.

Now, slogan aside, I do like a nicely poured Guinness. Either draft or in the little bottles. Not a big fan of the draught cans though. And my favorite Black & Tan (cover your eyes Bass fans) is Guinness and Speckled Hen. Bass will certainly do, though, and Speckled Hen is devilishly hard to find.