If I did an email filter on "enlarge," "penis," and "manhood" I probably wouldn't get any email at all.
Have you noticed that more and more television commercials have a telephone ringing somewhere in the background? I think this is to get your attention because somehow you always subconsciously respond to a ringing telephone.
I hate getting official looking mail that says "Important Tax Information, Open At Once" only to find out it is an advertisement for a tax preparation service.
Would you buy a ShamWow from this man?
I did get a Slap Chop for Christmas, though.