Hurry, Hurry, they are going fast, only about 932 left.
As I approach the completion of my journey through 1000 bars I find that I have a whole stack of notecards chronicling my adventure. If you would like one of these you can send $1 and a self-addressed stamped envelope to:
Dan the Bar Man
96 Schermerhorn Street
Brooklyn, NY 11201
I will even autograph it for you. Now, I am not suggesting that this is the best use of your dollar, but what the hell.